Suicidal telepathic chocolate chipped cookies

This is the best chocolate cookies ever!

Why are they suicidal telepathic cookies you ask? Well they sit in the kitchen, in a tin and they scream for you to please come and eat them.

Suicidal telepathic chocolate cookies

Suicidal telepathic chocolate cookies This is the best chocolate cookies ever!

  • Prep Time: 10m
  • Cook Time: 18m
  • Total Time: 28m


  • 150 grams Plain flour
  • 30 grams cocoa powder (sieved)
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda (bicarbonate of soda)
  • teaspoon salt
  • 75 grams light brown sugar
  • 50 grams white sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 medium egg (cold from the fridge)
  • 125 grams dark chocolate
  • 125 grams butter (soft)
  • 350 grams dark chocolate chips and/or wallnuts (my supermarket don\\\'t carry chocolate chips)


  1. Turn on the oven at 170 C.
  2. Melt the chocolate
  3. Mix flour, coco, salt and baking soda into a bowl.
  4. Mix sugar and butter together in another bowl. I use a hand-mixer for this because I am lazy. Sir in the melted chocolate.
  5. Mix eggs and vanilla together in a third bowl (yes this is messy). Add the flour-mix and your chips/nuts.
  6. Make 12 balls and sit them on a baking tray (with paper) with a good wide space in between them. Do not press them down.
  7. Bake the cookies for 18 min (use a stick or a fork to test them - they are done when the fork comes out clean)
  8. Let them cool off for a few minuts on the tray before moving them to a wire rack.


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